Warning: ADULT CONTENT & BAD PUNS.
How about you stop telling me stuff, and let me show you my apartment?
Hey, baby, I'm the antagonist to your protagonist. Let's get together and reach the climax.
I like your outline. What's your number?
I hear you like your drafts rough.
Do you wanna send a query? 'Cause I'm an agent of love.
I'll be your crit partner tonight.
Don't worry, babe, I've got a big word count.