"There was so much I wanted to do," he died.
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"I'll tell you what I'm going to do about it," she synopsized.
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"You know, I just have a feeling the aliens are coming for us soon," she apocalypsed.
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"I believe that was MY chalupa!" he fattened.
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"I just had the best idea!" she writered.
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Ha! That's funny. Love the creative use of tags! My favorite is fattened! :D
ReplyDeleteHow about: withered?
Hahaha, and I thought "he ejaculated" was bad.
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
Haha. Great parody! Or is it satire?
ReplyDelete"Would you like a cup of tea?" she infused.
ReplyDeleteYeah... these OWN he ejaculated.
ReplyDelete"I miss you." She spewed.
Wow, we've got some great ones! Keep 'em coming.
ReplyDeleteHaha, awesome idea. :)
ReplyDelete"You said the meat was fresh," she vomited.
"Must...eat...BRAAAINS!" Grandma gnawed.
"Zzzzzzzzz..." he slept.
ReplyDelete"I designed this sex museum," he erected.
What an original idea! LOL.
ReplyDelete"Never play with matches!" he fumed.
"Please turn off all electronics until the plane has reached cruising altitude," she texted.
"A hole in one," he aced.
ReplyDelete"Is that a flashlight or are you just happy to," he seeded (kinda gross if you think about it) me.
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"Wow! I have to pee!" she gushed.
ReplyDelete"But I'm sleepy..." she outraged.
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