"Im gonna be late, MC havng meltdwn."
"won't b at work 2day. rewrites."
"can we celbrate our annivrsy 2morrow? just deleted half my MS by accident."
"need to tweak qry lttr. can sum1 else take u to hospital?"
"got rejection 2day. locking myself in bathroom for 24hrs."
"will b at midnyte release 4 mckgjay 2nyte. can u feed kids?"
"be @ rehab w/ Rongdoers all day-probs w/ punctuation...!!!"
WHAT R URS?