"Im gonna be late, MC havng meltdwn."
"won't b at work 2day. rewrites."
"can we celbrate our annivrsy 2morrow? just deleted half my MS by accident."
"need to tweak qry lttr. can sum1 else take u to hospital?"
"got rejection 2day. locking myself in bathroom for 24hrs."
"will b at midnyte release 4 mckgjay 2nyte. can u feed kids?"
"be @ rehab w/ Rongdoers all day-probs w/ punctuation...!!!"
WHAT R URS?
ROFLMO (no, not a text!)
ReplyDeleteMine would be:
Sorry. Cant make ur bday. MC left me.
These are great.
ReplyDeleteMine would be:
"Mad at you for what you said..."
"Wasn't me."
"Oh"
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI was actually out at club on New Years last year when inspiration struck. I didn't have paper. My friends were dancing, I was writing my novel by sending myself text messages.
@Ellie - LOL That is a great one.
ReplyDelete@Clarissa - Whoops.
@Quinn - What a great story! Why does inspiration strike at the worst times? As if writing weren't hard enough...Not that I'm criticizing inspiration (knock on wood), at least we get it!
Can't talk...writing. (At least that's what my kids would say I do.) =)
ReplyDeleteMe: Can u look @ my query letr wen u get home?
ReplyDeleteHer: Yeah sure. Is it dun?
Me: Can u look @ my query letr tomorrow?
I'd lock myself in the bathroom too but there is no ice cream or booze in there.
Love it!!! So funny!
ReplyDeleteI would say:
Can't talk, nd 2 wrt. Call u next month. Luv u xox
Plz dn't call, text, email for next month.. or 2
ReplyDeleteThose are so funny!
ReplyDelete"Sorry. can't go. wrking on ms/qury now shoo b4 i put u in the stry."
Too funny! And too truthful!
ReplyDeleteMy kids associate my computer with "writing" since that's what mom spends so much time doing.
Thanks for finding my blog so that I could find your wonderful one here!
Cheers,
Jackee
MCs broke up. Plz brng home ice crm
ReplyDeleteOh man, I stink at this game :P
but yours rock!
Ahaha! Awesome. My fave is "need to tweak qry lttr. can sum1 else take u to hospital?" -- love it!
ReplyDeletehahahaahahaha. Oh thank you! Your blogs never fail to make me smile
ReplyDeleteahahah... Love them!
ReplyDeleteI read this while I was at my internship earlier today and I was super stressed
ReplyDeleteBUT you still managed to make me laugh! :D
Glad everyone enjoyed this - I've enjoyed reading your hilarious comments!
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to let you know that I gave you an award on my blog.
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny. I can relate to this one:
ReplyDelete"got rejection 2day. locking myself in bathroom for 24hrs."